Apparently Jesus Christ was this ‘good guy’ who liked to help people and make them un-blind or something. And he died to save your sins and give you eternal life and stuff. Sounds pretty cool.
What have you done? You’re just a selfish slob that doesn’t do anything to help anybody. Maybe you should try to be a little more like Mr. Perfect and get your ass in line.
Buy this Christlike shirt and then you can feel like you have some authority when you go around trying to heal people. If you have this shirt on and you walk up to a blind guy and smack in the head and say some googly-voodoo chanting then people will just assume that you are using your Christlike powers to help him out.
You could also try to use your God-given gifts to hit on chicks and tell them that you need to do ‘The Lords Work’ and you’ve been sent to ‘anoint’ them with your ‘Heavenly Seed.’ This probably won’t work, but it’s worth a shot.
Either way, you should get this shirt. It’s pretty fucking cool.
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