Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Big mistake, huh?
Who knew you couldn’t do ANYTHING fun? What a stupid, fucking set of rules: NO FUCKING, NO DRUGS, NO GAMBLING, NO PORN, NO LYING, NO CHEATING, NO KILLING, NO REVENGE, NO DRESSING MONKEYS UP IN PRETTY SUMMER DRESSES AND STRAW HATS, NO- oh, wait. Ok, enough of the examples. You know how it is. You can’t do anything that any ‘real’ people would want to do. What a drag. It’s like you have to pretend your some kind of bubble-boy (or bubble-girl, as the case may be) and you can’t actually experience the world in which you actually exist. Kinda sad, really.
Yes, I know. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that you were once stupid enough to believe in an imaginary entity that lived waaaaaay up in the sky and watched over you for your entire life, was going to pass judgment on you and either accept you into Eternal Bliss OR cast you down to Eternal Damnation and Torment? Pretty dumb, huh? Once you spell it out, it becomes a much easier equation.
So…what’s it called when someone is re-converted from the awful, evil grip of Christianity? It’s called Un-born-again – and it’s a good thing.
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