What If I’m God?
I may not be ALL knowing, but I AM pretty smart. And I am definitely all-loving – except for asshole christians and other crazies.
Who knows…seems like someone should do the job – or maybe do it better, ’cause it seems to me like the job hasn’t been taken too seriously. I thought God was supposed to be good and make stuff better. I can’t help but think that God fucked up.
So, if you buy this shirt you can at least make people question just for a second whether or not you just might be the Savior of Mankind. And you never know…maybe somebody will think that you ARE God and then you can start a cult and figure out a way to save the world with some kind of Super Theory Plan that ONLY YOU know how to put into action.
Hey, Charlie almost got away with it – he just couldn’t find the worm-hole to the center of the earth. A minor glitch to world domination BUT he did have a stinky harem of misfits that would steal some sweet hippie jeans and bring him food. It’s no Heaven and streets of gold, but it’s not a bad start on the road to Messiah-ism.
Speaking of Manson, you ever heard Lie: The Love and Terror Cult? It’s pretty wild.
Anyway, buy this What If I’m God shirt. Have a little faith in yourself. ‘Cause…what if you are?
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