Oh, my…I’ve had enough of being told that I’m going to Hell. Fucking Christians condemning me, judging me, ‘knowing’ that I’m on my way downstairs to hang with ‘S’ – that’s what I call Satan. Kind of a pet name, you know…we’re close. Sometimes, I call him ‘Red’, but he thinks I’m making fun of him, so I try to respect his feelings. He’s more sensitive than you might think.
Anyway, this lovely piece of clothing will let everyone know that YOU know what’s going on. It kinda takes the wind out of a self-righteous evangelical asshole – or makes them pray like crazy when they go home and cry to Jesus.
If you ask me, I would MUCH rather spend eternity in Hell with the party people than in Heaven with a bunch of uptight weaklings.
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