Ok, I’ve solved the problem of religion. Especially for Atheists.
With this organically-derived, focus group-approved, scientifically-formulated, 9 out of 10 Dentists-recommended phrase, you can start a whole new life. Now you can keep your non-theist belief system, but still still believe in a god – yourself. It’s pure genius!
PLUS you will also be somebody else’s God, too. Whenever somebody says they believe in God, you can smile to yourself and know that complete strangers are worshiping you! Nice, huh? Plus, if you listen really, really carefully you can hear the begging and whining of desperate souls – and then ignore them! Fun!
You don’t REALLY have to do anything to become a god, you just have to have some boneheads get behind some esoteric idea. Now’s your big chance.
Get this I Am God shirt and we can redefine the meaning of God, one shirt at a time.
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