Goddamnit! How the fuck are you supposed to know which god to believe in? There are so fucking many! Come on, this is ridiculous.
You know you’ll never pick the ‘right’ god, there will always somebody with their own god claiming his god is the ‘right’ one – and you’re going to straight to Hell!
It’s really a no-win situation. Sure, you can believe in God with all your heart, but you can’t really be sure it’s gonna do you any good. I mean, how can you be postive that your billion-year-old book written by derelicts, killers, rapists and hallucination-prone gypsies is the RIGHT book among all the other billion-year-old books written by derelicts, killers, rapists and hallucination-prone gypsies? There are so many…what are you gonna do? Spend your whole life reading books? Think about the differences and meanings of the faiths? FUCK THAT. You need a god and you need him now. You gotta take your chances.
So, once you’ve made your fear-inspired choice, be assured that the next religious asshole that comes along is going to tell you just how wrong you are.
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