Spiritual Guidance

Well hello, my wayward Child. I see you have come to find answers to the troubles that burden your Soul. I know you've had your doubts and your heart is heavy with concern. Worry not, you small-minded creature. The Good Rev. Shakes Spear is at your service. Let me help you help yourself.

Just by clicking that little link, you have taken the first step on your long, long journey to Spiritual Enlightenment. The second step is filling out this form, and the third step is sending me a donation (cash, drugs, xxx pictures, drugs, web-site subscriptions, art supplies, cigarettes, etc. - you know, something useful) . These are the simple steps it takes to free your Soul and find True Happiness (especially the last one, it really is the most important).

Tell me your problem, issues, worries and I'll make it all better with some sage advice. And I stand by my wisdom with my exclusive 50% Money Back Guarantee. If my advice doesn't change your life, I will give you back exactly half of every dollar you send! Now, that's an offer you can believe in!

Come on, you bitches, bastards, sinners and sheep....let the healing begin...

What's your name, poor Soul?

And an email address?

What kind of troubles plague your Soul? (non-believer, straying from God, evil thoughts, demons, possession, thinking for your self is painful, un-Holy spirits got you down, can't score with chicks, etc.)

What burdens your heart, my Child?

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