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Jesus Threatens Me

Aug 022011

Jesus…what a prick! Who the fuck is he to tell me what’s right and wrong? Who gave him the goddamn authority to make up rules and shit?

And what’s up with the fucking threats? Really, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding? You’re gonna threaten me with ETERNAL damnation? Fuck, that’s a long time…

I’d like to be a Christian, but I can’t handle the intimidation. Sure, the benefits of church are pretty good: something to do on Sunday, free food at the picnics, fucking tight, Christian pussy – but really…the threats are too much.

I’d much rather believe in something that doesn’t want me dead for not ‘feeling’ the right thing in my ‘heart’. I like kinder, gentler messiahs – not these death, destruction, mutilation ones that have become so popular these days.

I don’t see a lot of rabid Buddhists running around threatening to kill people in Buddha’s name. I can’t say the same for death-obsessed Christians.

Now, with this Jesus Threatens Me Shirt everyone will realize you are a Holy Hostage of God. Get one today!

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I Am God

I Am God Latest Posts

Jul 292011

Ok, I’ve solved the problem of religion. Especially for Atheists.

With this organically-derived, focus group-approved, scientifically-formulated, 9 out of 10 Dentists-recommended phrase, you can start a whole new life. Now you can keep your non-theist belief system, but still still believe in a god – yourself. It’s pure genius!

PLUS you will also be somebody else’s God, too. Whenever somebody says they believe in God, you can smile to yourself and know that complete strangers are worshiping you! Nice, huh? Plus, if you listen really, really carefully you can hear the begging and whining of desperate souls – and then ignore them! Fun!

You don’t REALLY have to do anything to become a god, you just have to have some boneheads get behind some esoteric idea. Now’s your big chance.

Get this I Am God shirt and we can redefine the meaning of God, one shirt at a time.

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I Am Hell

I Am Hell Latest Posts

Jul 282011

If, according to Jean Paul Sartre, Hell is other people, then you are Hell for everyone you know. That’s pretty cool, if you ask me.

With this fascinatingly simple – yet eloquently sublime – t-shirt, you can now announce your role in someone elses life. Give ‘em Hell. Be Hell.

Now you can own your very own I AM HELL Shirt! Sure, dumb-asses won’t get it, but that’s kinda the point. You are smarter than the average Christian, and this shirt let’s you smugly, slyly wear your atheist hear on your sleeve…or you chest, as the case may be.

Either way, you should order one!

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