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I Am God

Jul 292011

Ok, I’ve solved the problem of religion. Especially for Atheists.

With this organically-derived, focus group-approved, scientifically-formulated, 9 out of 10 Dentists-recommended phrase, you can start a whole new life. Now you can keep your non-theist belief system, but still still believe in a god – yourself. It’s pure genius!

PLUS you will also be somebody else’s God, too. Whenever somebody says they believe in God, you can smile to yourself and know that complete strangers are worshiping you! Nice, huh? Plus, if you listen really, really carefully you can hear the begging and whining of desperate souls – and then ignore them! Fun!

You don’t REALLY have to do anything to become a god, you just have to have some boneheads get behind some esoteric idea. Now’s your big chance.

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I Believe In The Wrong God

I Believe In The Wrong God Latest Posts

Jul 292011

Goddamnit! How the fuck are you supposed to know which god to believe in? There are so fucking many! Come on, this is ridiculous.

You know you’ll never pick the ‘right’ god, there will always somebody with their own god claiming his god is the ‘right’ one – and you’re going to straight to Hell!

It’s really a no-win situation. Sure, you can believe in God with all your heart, but you can’t really be sure it’s gonna do you any good. I mean, how can you be postive that your billion-year-old book written by derelicts, killers, rapists and hallucination-prone gypsies is the RIGHT book among all the other billion-year-old books written by derelicts, killers, rapists and hallucination-prone gypsies? There are so many…what are you gonna do? Spend your whole life reading books? Think about the differences and meanings of the faiths? FUCK THAT. You need a god and you need him now. You gotta take your chances.

So, once you’ve made your fear-inspired choice, be assured that the next religious asshole that comes along is going to tell you just how wrong you are.

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God is Still Dead

God is Still Dead Latest Posts

Jul 282011

Alright, Nietzsche said it best and it was true. But it’s STILL true – and not everyone realizes it. God is Still Dead. Dead as always.

Sure, little Jesus lived and died (according to some fairy tales), yet big daddy G never did manifest himself. Never will. Why? Because God is an idea – one that never took off, never REALLY took hold. Sure the idea of ‘Grandpa in the Sky’ is a nice idea – but it’s just that: an idea.

But this fantastic shirt is REAL! It’s so real, you can touch it and feel it and smell it and cuddle it – all the things you can’t do with a God.

So, instead of sending in some of your hard-earned cash to some TV preacher who’s gonna lie and tell you fancy stories about eternal life and a loving God, you should send your money to me and I’ll save you some time, energy, fear and anguish. I’ll cut to the chase, tell you God is Dead and even give you a prize for your efforts.

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