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Hellbound

Aug 022011

Oh, my…I’ve had enough of being told that I’m going to Hell. Fucking Christians condemning me, judging me, ‘knowing’ that I’m on my way downstairs to hang with ‘S’ – that’s what I call Satan. Kind of a pet name, you know…we’re close. Sometimes, I call him ‘Red’, but he thinks I’m making fun of him, so I try to respect his feelings. He’s more sensitive than you might think.

Anyway, this lovely piece of clothing will let everyone know that YOU know what’s going on. It kinda takes the wind out of a self-righteous evangelical asshole – or makes them pray like crazy when they go home and cry to Jesus.

If you ask me, I would MUCH rather spend eternity in Hell with the party people than in Heaven with a bunch of uptight weaklings.

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God is Still Dead

God is Still Dead Latest Posts

Jul 282011

Alright, Nietzsche said it best and it was true. But it’s STILL true – and not everyone realizes it. God is Still Dead. Dead as always.

Sure, little Jesus lived and died (according to some fairy tales), yet big daddy G never did manifest himself. Never will. Why? Because God is an idea – one that never took off, never REALLY took hold. Sure the idea of ‘Grandpa in the Sky’ is a nice idea – but it’s just that: an idea.

But this fantastic shirt is REAL! It’s so real, you can touch it and feel it and smell it and cuddle it – all the things you can’t do with a God.

So, instead of sending in some of your hard-earned cash to some TV preacher who’s gonna lie and tell you fancy stories about eternal life and a loving God, you should send your money to me and I’ll save you some time, energy, fear and anguish. I’ll cut to the chase, tell you God is Dead and even give you a prize for your efforts.

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Fuck War

Fuck War Latest Posts

Nov 192010

Come on…enough already. Can’t these fake wars just be over now? Goddamn. What nonsense.

Fuck War. It’s pretty simple. It’s very UnChristian, too. I mean, who loves war more than a Good Christian? NO ONE. There’s nothing like praying that the White Gods People kill all the Brown Gods People.

I wonder how long it would take Christians to wipe out all the other religions of the world. I guess we’ll find out eventually, huh? Stupid fucking religious zealots.

“This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.”
~ George Bush, 9/16/01

You should buy this shirt. It’s pretty cool. It’s a good message.

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UnBornAgain

UnBornAgain Latest Posts

Nov 162010

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? Big mistake, huh?

Who knew you couldn’t do ANYTHING fun? What a stupid, fucking set of rules: NO FUCKING, NO DRUGS, NO GAMBLING, NO PORN, NO LYING, NO CHEATING, NO KILLING, NO REVENGE, NO DRESSING MONKEYS UP IN PRETTY SUMMER DRESSES AND STRAW HATS, NO- oh, wait. Ok, enough of the examples. You know how it is. You can’t do anything that any ‘real’ people would want to do. What a drag. It’s like you have to pretend your some kind of bubble-boy (or bubble-girl, as the case may be) and you can’t actually experience the world in which you actually exist. Kinda sad, really.

Yes, I know. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that you were once stupid enough to believe in an imaginary entity that lived waaaaaay up in the sky and watched over you for your entire life, was going to pass judgment on you and either accept you into Eternal Bliss OR cast you down to Eternal Damnation and Torment? Pretty dumb, huh? Once you spell it out, it becomes a much easier equation.

So…what’s it called when someone is re-converted from the awful, evil grip of Christianity? It’s called Un-born-again – and it’s a good thing.

Show your renouncement of stupidity and sheepy-ness. Be one of the few. The proud. The UnBornAgain.

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