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What If I’m God?

Nov 202010

What If I’m God?

I may not be ALL knowing, but I AM pretty smart. And I am definitely all-loving – except for asshole christians and other crazies.

Who knows…seems like someone should do the job – or maybe do it better, ’cause it seems to me like the job hasn’t been taken too seriously. I thought God was supposed to be good and make stuff better. I can’t help but think that God fucked up.

So, if you buy this shirt you can at least make people question just for a second whether or not you just might be the Savior of Mankind. And you never know…maybe somebody will think that you ARE God and then you can start a cult and figure out a way to save the world with some kind of Super Theory Plan that ONLY YOU know how to put into action.

Hey, Charlie almost got away with it – he just couldn’t find the worm-hole to the center of the earth. A minor glitch to world domination BUT he did have a stinky harem of misfits that would steal some sweet hippie jeans and bring him food. It’s no Heaven and streets of gold, but it’s not a bad start on the road to Messiah-ism.

Speaking of Manson, you ever heard Lie: The Love and Terror Cult? It’s pretty wild.

Anyway, buy this What If I’m God shirt. Have a little faith in yourself. ‘Cause…what if you are?

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Christlike

Christlike Latest Posts

Nov 102010

Apparently Jesus Christ was this ‘good guy’ who liked to help people and make them un-blind or something. And he died to save your sins and give you eternal life and stuff. Sounds pretty cool.

What have you done? You’re just a selfish slob that doesn’t do anything to help anybody. Maybe you should try to be a little more like Mr. Perfect and get your ass in line.

Buy this Christlike shirt and then you can feel like you have some authority when you go around trying to heal people. If you have this shirt on and you walk up to a blind guy and smack in the head and say some googly-voodoo chanting then people will just assume that you are using your Christlike powers to help him out.

You could also try to use your God-given gifts to hit on chicks and tell them that you need to do ‘The Lords Work’ and you’ve been sent to ‘anoint’ them with your ‘Heavenly Seed.’ This probably won’t work, but it’s worth a shot.

Either way, you should get this shirt. It’s pretty fucking cool.

Get your Christlike shirts here.

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Fuck God

Fuck God Latest Posts

Nov 092010

It’s simple and to the point. There will be no question as to what this means…well…there actually may be a couple of interpretations.

The mostly obvious is that it is a repudiation of God; a condemnation of religion; blasphemy at it’s finest and purest. Fuck God. Yeah!

The second one might be a self-assured declaration of your love-making skills. You are a Fuck God. You have mastered fucking to point of Godliness. Good for you! That’s not really the point of this shirt, but it does make a good back-up story if you happen to meet a super-hot Christian chick that happens to not mind horrible profanity and finds arrogant assholes who brag about their fucking abilities a turn-on, but would never fuck someone who took the Lords name in vain.

Either way it’s a cool shirt and you should get one.

Buy a Fuck God Shirt now! You’ll be glad you did!

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